Event: The Fox
Date 24th May 2025
Once upon a time, a darkness fell on the woodland and hills of the gentle Surrey countryside. Orcs were rising once again in the Mole Valley and the once welcoming Public Rights of Way were no longer safe for travellers.
A last stand was made by the commuters of Surrey, a call was made out “trail runners come to our rescue!”
On the 24th of May, hundreds of these “Trail Warriors” assembled in the fortress town of Godalming and set out on a 62 km charge across the countryside to bring order back to the land of the commuter. I, along with the legendary warriors of Damian and Jay, headed out to face battle with them.
The Fox Trail was on!

Front loaded with hills, the first 20km were hard and a detour away from the ice-cream shop in Shere left morale low, but halt, what is this, an elf like vision in Pink at Silent Pools!
“VICEROYS!” the call came to us, for it was Marit! The cheer spurred us on, up over Shere drop and into the village of West Clandon for a well needed aid station and pee stop.

We continued on into the lowlands, all the while aware of the darkness surrounding us. The roar of the A3 approached, and over the last remaining bridge, we dropped into Ripley.
Once again, the Viceroy Elves were there to help us in our fight, a glimpse of Lawrence waving from his car and then round the corner, 3 fair Viceroy Maidens took us under their wing and ran with us along the river Wey. Sheena, Marit and Jasmin were fair-footed, leaving no marks as they ran along with us. Kind words and elven treats were handed out, and on we went.
Passing KM 30, the gruelling terrain was taking its toll. Jay began to slow, he called to us to carry on, and thus the fellowship was broken.
Damian and I pressed on, the Viceroy Elves returned to us again at the KM 42 aid station before the final push over the legendary Hogs Back. This towering summit almost broke us, the incline was great, but with legs of steel hardened on the Wednesday evening trails, we made it to the top.
Down we flew to Godalming, Viceroy Elves once again greeted us from a local pub, cheering loudly with cider in hand, the pace quickened and up the final steps at KM62 we were going strong…but low…the trail was not 62km! An unknown detour had been made to avoid a troll hole close to Guildford and we still had 1km left to go. With snarls of anger, we pushed on cursing all those dark forces in the world.
At last the finish line came, and we had done it! The orcs had been vanquished, a free meal ticket was given out and the Viceroy Elves greeted us with beer!
But what happened to the warrior Jay…well, thankfully he turned up 20mins later, guided by Marit’s light feet after smashing down a load of gels and getting his running legs back.
Joining together, we all headed off to the local ale house named Weatherspoon’s and toasted each other’s efforts. Only £1.95 for a pint of Cider!!
